The gift of giving

I was looking around randomly around the internet and was amazed at all the ideas and things humans have done with the gift I bestowed on them of fire and knowledge. Before they were living like animals but without any of the gifts or advantages of the rest of the animal kingdom, such flight of a bird, strength of a elephant or the killing ability of a lion. To give them literally a fighting chance, out of goodwill I gave them the ability to dominate. I guess I saw a spark in them I could not in a platypus.

I mean they had all these normal levels of ability, sight, feel, hearing, smell but none of them were honed enough to give them an edge. And Epimetheus having already giving the other animals an edge in one of those areas meant that giving them an enhanced trait of one the 5 senses would be of no use to their survival. Instead then I gave them knowledge and the basic tool that is required to make new technologies, fire. With that and their new found knowledge, no longer were they stupidfied when they saw a stick that could be a spear, no longer were they unable to react correctly when they heard a lion's growl. Before they travelled all their life like feed to the other animals, aimless in life. No goals of anything, living in holes or anywhere they could to survive the day or hour. Like aimless ants milling about ready for anyone or anything to take them for this misery of life.
Then I came, for what reason is my own, whether it was a relation or a goodwill issue, I choose not to say now. But their flourish ever since I saw the first few fires lit by them around the world filled my eyes with joy. They advanced on a level unexpected, from this in the beginning of the gift of fire

to this at the the peak of my popularity.

And its gets better, but i dont want to give you readers a big head about how much you have progressed. Suffice to say you taken my gift and literally ran with it in so many ways. The sciences, the multitude of languages and writing all progressing to a level that even the Gods took notice and started extensive relations (some more intimate than others) with mankind. I literally think I gave the Gods their most entertaining activitiy when I made mankind so intelligent but of course their gratitude has been umm... most unfavourable.
On top of that, I made them no longer the feed of their fellow living creatures, instead the tables. Humans basically consuming all the other animals in the world to support their ever increasing population. The domination getting pretty scary and unbalanced ... but hey my kindess to you my children... i mean humans is endless. I mean look at how this creature is dominated by your kind, haha: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cJ-10gSrBg . I would have loaded the video but my download speed is pretty slow and kisses will come any minute:(.
Recently I also have been hearing about the whole world being multicultural, I feel though that at least you guys should credit some of that to me. I mean come on, I allowd knowldege that lead to and I quote Aeschylus: "...flax winged craft that roamed the seas." Meaning if it were'nt for me you would not have this talented and handsome looking indiviual, a mix of so many races, I dont know what to call him:S:And do remember all I do, I look for nothing in return for I knew I was going to be punished and you good people can do nothing to help me physically. So drop by my temple and donate to the 'Free Prometheus Fund' ok..., lets at least get an initiative going:D.
Prometheus Out